By Wale Ojo-Lanre
Yes! Forget that I hug my mum. Here in this picture. This is just what you called fake, eye service, pretentious and paparazzi effect. Inside me I hate her being, not her personality. I regretted the day she was formed like a lady.
All women including my mum are idiots? I swear by this . Honestly, this is my personal opinion It may not augur well with you.And because of this I hate nature I hate the order of creation Which created a being called a man And a sub – being called – Woman.
Honestly, I hate womanhood! Thunder will strike you dead! For me to be a woman? I rejected it in Jesus’ name! Holy Ghost Fire!!Thunder strike you dead Never I prefer to be a tyre, stone, wood and any useless things.
Then to be a woman Abomination Womanhood? I hate you I cannot and will not be a woman Look at this picture Do you see what I am seeing. Check it once more How many sense controls going on Within that fragile, fair skin lean lady How many things entities calling for her Attention? Look at this more And you are proposing that I should be a woman? Ko-Jo rara Whenever I tell people that women Are far more superior to men They always see me as being henpecked They call me women wrapper And I used to point it out From the Biblical narration That we men are made of sands You know this It is not my creation.
But in your BibleThus, our fickle mindedness. Our cheap heart Which dissolves under light pressure. Our inability to keep secrets and be dispassionate Our manipulable heart and soul by women Women! I fear there Respect the. The brood who were built with bones Ones that have been horned by men Thus acquiring inelasticity intolerance Passion, affectionate, agrarian hardworking spirit, ferocious in brutality Solid in fate.Thus, they are beasts of burdens.
While men are mere dump souls. Father, masculinists, chauvinistic For 9 months nurture the womb Throughout the better part of their life. Manager a monthly visitor Raise the child day and night While the men snore away Monitor the child Wake up early to do the domestic runs School runs included Am I making sense to you guys A little test comes up.
Kindly list your work schedule at home Between the hours of 5 am – 8 am every day Compare it to that of your wife. Combine it all to the real management of the home, menstrual circle, pregnancy, pains of delivery, weaning and raising a child The prayers and curses which a typical woman is subjected. You will not only see the women as the best, the most superior and most awesome You will see why you should pamper, appreciate comfort, love and cherish them You will also see the need to beg God for forgiveness for maltreatment, disgrace and humiliating your wife or women.
But also see the reason why I cannot come back as a woman For, I don’t think I have or can have the template, temperament, vigour, tolerance and humongous and robust sense of responsibility and diligence of a woman Women, I adore the. I awe thee both at day and dead of the night I reverence thee in the void of time I pity those who think you are weak I pity those who do not realise that You are the strong, the stronger and the stronger I thank God for you being an essence in the firmament. Women I will not offend thee. And I will never be there.
Lastly, look at this picture again Then you realise why all women are not yeye You realize why I hate womanhood. May God bless all women.
Happy Celebration of Wonen’s Day Okun oo Mopelola My great mum .And Moyo , my dearest wife
* Ambassador Ojo- Lanre, is a veteran journalist and wrote in from Usi -Ekiti, Ekiti State. He can be reached on 08933490986
